7 jays a week

For Mikael.

todea — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:57:00 +0000

There is no such thing as an alien. WE are all the same creature essentially we have developed to an extent through oiur priorities, our priorities are based essentially on the individual’s perception and (assuming that selflessness exists?) possibly for the greater good of their partners. These partners are only partners because they agree on things, “there’s a rock”,”yes a rock is there” but sometimes we cant agree ‘theres a rock’, no it’s a pebble’ these two people have assosciated one thing to two words through their essential vessel for agreement and have (wait for it..) disagreed.

Then keep expanding, two different languages cant agree?

language = fail

but you both KNOW its (unless its an old dog shit) a rock.

you just cant tell each other.

but you both know rock, rock is a heavyish thing that you can hurt people with or throw or make it into a tool etc. etc.

but assuming you both have no way to agree its rock.

you cant tell each other what rock is.

and you both have one idea.

that’s different to the other persons.

Say man mr. one’s idea is “rock can be turned into sharp spike”

and Mr. two thinks “rock can be thrown at shit and break it”

and straight away DILEMMA.

Man one runs up grabs rock and starts banging it and chipping off pieces

man two gets annoyed, why is this man making his throwing utensil smaller???

eventually possibly these guys could sort it out.

They would create their own language a language that would exist only there and then.

example is the best language.

so man one possibly makes some hand actions, stabbing motions in this case and maybe moves his jaws around a bit to say in this super communication revolution I want a sharp rock so I can stab other things and eat them.

man two realises, oh yes you can do that with rock!

but he still wants man one to understand.

Essentially he wants man one to agree.

So he moves his arm.

makes a little bit of a throwing motion.

man one is like (thinking) Shit that’s a fucking sick idea.

Now.

As individuals man one and man two may learn from each other and go and find another rock so they could put both of their ideas into practise.

but they could definitely disagree.

keep in mind man 1 and 2 don’t have any thoughts they are a blank canvas of nothingness, purely innocent from experience.

so therefore if they disagreed they would probably kill each other.

and the survivor would continue with their spiky rock or! Their throwing utensil.

Say man one wins, and his idea takes over. As soon as he has told someone. As soon as he has AGREED with someone that these lumps of hard stuff can be turned into spiky things then that person will see it as a thing that can be turned into something spiky. But that could never happen, as we saw earlier two individuals will most probably disagree?(How do individuals differ from institutions.) and assuming that m1 and 2 did agree they would have created their own science, a certain interpretation of this ‘reality’ . Science is created on this agreement. But that is all it is… an agreement..

The difference between science and religion is science thrives on agreement.

Religion thrives on the denial of agreement.

Denying us the choice to interpret this reality in our own individual way.

(dwell on that for a bit, it takes a while to get your head around.)

but they both want the same thing?

to create an absolute agreement.

an agreement of their (as institutions) perception.. right?

So what makes them so different.

to individuals?

to be continued…

?

todea — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:47:41 +0000

Once upon a time art was controversy. What is controversy now, a generation of certain bodies or actual outrage at pushing the boundaries of what SHOULD be accepted.

What happened to violence. The tragic passion and ultimate degrader of the human race. There is no passion, just a need to be known.

culture now

exists through who you know.

and what they know.

counts for nothing.

Self discovery is what makes beauty,

trying to impress is to erode originality

be free.

Nonsense to Clam

todea — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:18:38 +0000

There was once a wonderful country made from foam, a soft delicate yellowy colossas. In the early days the explorers called this place “edge of rabies mans mouth” in reference to the occurrence of foaming at the mouth when one is in the later stages of the rabies disease. I assure you that this primitive description did not do this place justice, it was a place of intense pleasure, had a sheer mass of immensely intimidating proportions and the women.. oooh my don’t get me started on the women.

A man named Pedro once found himself engulfed in foam country, his diary was found in early 1976 and goes as follows;

‘lots of foam’

Yeah, pedro was a bit of a cunt. His diary was terrible but some kids still get off on that shit.

as for foam city.

fuck foam city.

Uni

todea — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:53:09 +0000

Back to uni…

How depressing, I mean I kind of enjoy it sometimes but most of the time its about as interesting as 3 week old dog shit.

I mean theres so many people that love this place that they forget that you actually have to think for yourself sometimes, its like if they read something it becomes law and after a while they become so annoying. The interesting thing is they are mostly the people doing my degree so that just makes it about 30 million times worse.

Bleh.

Ray.

todea — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:43:32 +0000

or should I say RAY. Basically ray is the most fucking badass guy I know, seriously.

For example when faced with a picture like this:

Ray would say: “What a dirty fucking slapper, I’d stick my dick in those nostrils of hers… if it still worked… GEEEEEET FUUUCKED”

and the best bit is
Ray is 64 years old.

Hes just this random old man at my work that looks like a really boring history teacher except he is the most crude sexually hilarious person I have ever met. Its like hes got that old man charm but instead of applying it to storytelling he just makes up the most foul sexual situations you can think of.

For instance one day I pointed out this old lady at work for having an absolutely hideous bald patch, like it is fucking disgusting and its right on the back of her head about the size of a tennis ball. Anyway so I point it out to ray and his response is “Thats not a bald patch scoop, thats a friction burn from the bag her husband puts over her head while hes fucking her.” I dont know about you guys, but that is some pretty bad ass shit when it comes from a 60 year old man that wears reading glasses permanently, especially when hes describing the bald patch of a 76 year old serbian woman. Also her name is Zora and she is the most icy lady on earth, she could look at the little baby sun from telletubbies and make that ballsack die from hypothermia.

Yeah but back to Ray..

what a badass.

(On another day Zora and mavis were bickering about some stupid shit and once again I pointed it out, then Ray said something I will never forget [age reminder Ray:64 Zora:76 Mavis:74] “Scoop, they should just kick each other in the cunt.. but then they would both lose their shoes”)

Petty Crimes

todea — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:12:13 +0000

Pretty recently I realised that even though I do the most shitty little criminal things I always seem to get caught doing them… no matter how insignificant they are, I mean who the fuck has to go to court for painting a smiley face on a manhole. Me, thats who.

Heaps of the time I think man this is a message telling me to stop doing something but then I always come to the realization that I dont really do that much wrong in the first place, maybe I should do something horrendous and Ill get away with it. I dont think I will though. Imagine if you watched the news tomorrow and there I was with my face dripping blood and the words; man falls over, hurts face and gets arrested, details at 9. I actually think that is what would happen because I always seem to be involved with the most petty criminal activities if I actually tried to do something truly badass I would fuck it up and become a joke on a really shit current affairs show. Imagine how degrading it would be having one of those presenters with the iq of a rock being like bahaha what an idiot.

REALLY DEGRADING

so yeah fuck I think I should just be a frog or something that would probably make me seem at least like an original petty criminal

thuglife.